Upper Playground - Lisa Andrews Japanese Porn Hoodie
"Jesus is my homeboy, for those of you who don't know. I didn't grow up in the church though, I got saved just a few years ago. So I often find myself looking back on stuff I used to do [quite recently, LOL] in contrast to how I live today. For instance, I went to San Francisco a couple of years ago to spend some time with some great friends. I LOVE San Francisco btw. Gotta go back soon! Anyway, my boy Aaron was running this fantastic clothing company/art gallery called Upper Playground. So I got the SICK discount (50% baby!) and I came home with two of these insane hoodies. One was like, the Mona Lisa and a bunch of other Da Vinci/Michaelangelo Sistine Chapel-ish stuff printed all over it. Insane.
Aaaaand the other was a hoodie with half-naked Japanese hookers. Now, hold on a minute...OK. There were black censor bars across the boobies so they weren't completely naked. Haha. I wore it on the flight back to NY and I'm telling you looks I got were PRICELESS. The woman sitting next to me would NOT make eye contact with me the whole flight. LOL! Anyway, for any of you interested in owning this very sweet piece of art (I still contend that it's ART, even if I don't wear it) you should double-click it on over the the Upper Playground website. Sorry, can't get you a discount playa!"